Saturday, March 11, 2006

washed out



Finally...students at my alma mater do something to make me proud to be an alumni...
Omarosa lecture all washed up - News

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

vocab upgrade

Found this on a bulletin board posting on MYSPACE...
1. BLAMESTORMING : Sitting around in a group, discussing why a Deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

2. SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, Craps on everything, and then leaves.

3. ASSMOSIS : The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

4. SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

5. CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles

6. PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.

7. MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.

8. SITCOMs : Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What Yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.

9. STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiney.

10. SWIPEOUT: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.

11. XEROX SUBSIDY: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.

12. IRRITAINMENT : Entertainment and media spectacles that are Annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them. The J-Lo and Ben wedding (or not) was a prime example - Michael Jackson, another.

13. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

14. ADMINISPHERE : The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.

15. 404! : Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error Message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.

16. GENERICA : Features of the American landscape that are exactly the same no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, and subdivisions.

17. OHNOSECOND : That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. (Like after hitting send on an email by mistake)

18. WOOFS : Well-Off Older Folks.

19. CROP DUSTING: Surreptitiously passing gas while passing through a Cube Farm.

Sunday, November 13, 2005

patient zero??


When I saw this story on cable channel Euro News I have to admit, it was shocking and almost unbelievable.

Did Scotsman Andrew Stimpson, 25, really kick HIV without the aid of meds?

It seems that ,somehow, he did.

Stimpson was diagnosed in 2002 and just under a year later his tests came back negative. Not a trace of the virus in his body.

Stimpson has told newspapers that he would do what ever he could to help find a cure, but at the same time has refused to go in for more tests.

This anomaly begs the question...Does this young man posses in his genetic make up a cure for HIV/AIDS?




Caution over HIV 'cure' claims-[BBC NEWS]

Saturday, November 05, 2005

MY SPACE PROFILE OF THE WEEK: TROUSER SNAKE

Yes it's that time again. The Myspace profile of the week, and once again I'm not sure if this one is legit or a faux profile. Either way it's too funny to ignore...

TROUSER SNAKE - [MySpace]

Thursday, October 20, 2005

new feature

After seeing this profile inspiraation struck and a decidied to add this reoccuring weekly post...

So here is the first entry of myspace profile of the week...

BO STAFF



...And I think after seeing it for yourself you'll agree with me when I say that I'm not sure if it's a legit profile or joke.

Monday, October 17, 2005

shining redux


I know it's been a while, but what can I say?
sorry I've been busy. I know I shouldn't have neclected you...but to make ammends here's a quick treat for your viewing pleasure...